Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons...– The Big Bang Theory
From Sonny with A Chance
Grady: Yo! Only 2 pickles per serving! Murphy might catch you. He's right there!
Nico: Man, I'm tired of living in fear of Murphy! A man should have as many pickles as he wants!
A Phone Call
Him: Bad news dear...
Him: It's bad...
Her: OMG, what happened?
Him: I'm turning vegan...
Her: Eh? What? Why?
Him: Can't find meat...
Why is the water always so warm around you?– Baljeet
1. Batman - Bruce Wayne Now you all know who Batman really is. 2. Superman - Clark Kent without glasses *Clark taking off his glasses* “Where’d Clark go? Oh look, it’s Superman!” 3. Blog - n. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists...
The sweetest thing a guy can say to a girl, is that how I can fill in the gaps...